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The excessive amount of pubic hair grown by women from Pennsylvania during the winter months. Both due to the cold weather and the lack of wearing tight/skimpy clothing
Guy1: How was the evening with the new girlfriend?
Guy2: Pennsylvania Winter Bush
Guy1: Say no more.
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Smallest town you'll ever drive straight through and never notice. Lots of old people and most of the younger people are all assholes and sluts and stoners :) Also has a weird Doughboy in the middle of town that out of towners drive around wrong pissing off the locals.
Holy shit, did we just drive through Mount Pleasant AGAIN??!! Are we going to MP tonight?? Did you mean Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania?
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The Philadelphia Eagles. Largely forgotten about in most of PA. A rather invisible team with no trophies or bragging rights. A team that truly always chokes at the last minute. Should be purchased as a farm team for the Pennsylvania Steelers.
Michael Vick was given probation by being forced to play for Pennsylvania's OTHER team.
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During an intimate encounter between and woman and her partner (man/woman), the partner farts across the woman's poonanny, producing a deep, flute-like sound, not unlike the sound that results from blowing across the top of an empty jug.
My girl wanted to try something different, so I gave her the Pennsylvania poon flute.
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to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...
Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...
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When you cum all over an unshaven beaver and then scratch your head, letting the dandruff cost the jizz soaked clam.
Hey TJ, you should of seen the Pennsylvania Salt Shaker I performed on your mom last night!
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The act of shoving a freshly sharpened pencil into the penis, Then fucking a woman in the ass.
Hunter just gave Clayton a mean Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher.
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