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Tho it may look like uncle Bulgaria, the Stella Bin Weasel is the opposite to a womble, it's a giver of rubbish not a taker.
Bearing in mind the weasels bin only gets collected fortnightly, after 2 days of copious Stella intake, the bin weasel finds himself in his usual predicament.
The bin weasels never heard of a bottle bank so instead he does his daily good deed of travelling around his neighbours gardens helpfully filling their bins up with his empty Stella bottles off the day before.
Contrary to popular belief the Stella Bin Weasel is not a malicious or greedy creature.
Rumours of people sighting the Stella Bin Weasel very thirsty and drinking bin juice are misfound and unproven of yet.
The creature is very proud of himself and leads a balanced lifestyle.
In order to support its growing appetite for more Stella artois, the bin weasel will quite happily give up luxuries such as pastries, sausage rolls, cakes and custard creams.
Edward: "Mam he's in our garden again!"
Mam: "Who is son????"
Edward: "Michael from over the road he's just put a carrier bag of green bottles in our wheelie bin again."
Mam: Eddie go to door and tell him to fuck off and chase the Stella Bin weasel
the queen of wipeout 3. she invented the tactic of jumping on red balls. stella is also the fastest swimmer.
“i kin dust fairy stella” - jordan
A bitchy bitch that breaks up with everyone in the first two weeks. Flexes and brags about her big aka small booty and tits.
I like stella B.
she has a lower back for an ass
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National Stella Day is a wonderful day to appreciate a wonderful Stella. It takes place on October 30. Remember being Stella is hard work so we have to remember to appreciate how kind and patient they are with all the bitc*es they go to school with.
Random Guy“Happy National Stella Day Stella!”
Stella: “Wow! Thanks for remembering!”
Random Guy: “Of course, after all you have to deal with these annoying as* people all day long”
Stella: “Well we all can’t NOT be annoying right?”
Random Guy: “Wow what a nice Stella”
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Stella is usually very chubby and short. She is very shy to the public but once you get to know her, shes a dick. Overall if you meet a Stella Mercadugly, shes ok and decent.
Yoooo she pulled a Stella Mercadugly
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The person who Drinks way to much stella and does stupid things they usually regret the next day, or possibly the rest of their life. or commonly refered to the drink itself.
guy1: did i stella act-a-twat last night?
guy2: dunno did i?
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