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Theo

Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.

Wow oh, that gay homosexual priests sure is a Theo

by The one and only JC May 22, 2022


Theo

a guy with a gorgeous face and a enourmus penis, his name means god and he rules above all

What a large cock Theo, emil said, becuase he could never be as great as him.

by KALLA BLOM March 22, 2021


Theo

tiniest dick ever don't believe the greek meaning. (usually friends with big dick men so don't be fooled) the god meaning is really referring to his fortnite ability.

Girl: did u hear about Samantha and Theo
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis

by ballmama January 11, 2022


Theo

many might believe that Theo means god in greek but that is not true. Theo is short for Theodor which essentially is the person who offers god gifts

Hi Theo you’re really cute. I know your name doesn’t mean god. I happen to be extremely educated. Your super sized dixk can still serve me well…

by greedysurvey April 16, 2022


Theo

The name Theo means “God’s gift” and has Greek and German origin. Theo is a spiritual, kind, and selfless man. He also puts other’s feelings first. Theo can be sensitive, but he just isn’t afraid to express his feelings. He is very idealistic, and can get lost in imagination. Theos have an ability to bring people together and play the mediator as they find middle ground for disputes.

Theo can be a nickname for Theodore or Theodorus.

Theo is my favorite person ever, he is so kind and helps me out whenever I get myself into a bad situation.

by Apricity.Sage November 25, 2021


Theo

Theo sucks at league, and tetris like holyyyyy, he has a thing for chink eyes, i mean i guess hes decent looking and all but still he suuuucccks at league.

Theo said no to my offer of giving him a blanket
WHAT A BITCH

by theotterbox October 1, 2017


Theo

Theos, who's namesake comes from the greek meaning god, are amazing guys. Although a little sensitive at times, they are god-like creatures. Especially asian Theos are very heartfelt, sweet, caring, loving and also a little insecure guys. Theo's have a kind a way to smuggle themselves into your life and make you fall in love with them, although you don't mean too.

Theo's are really good to have around: you can talk about everything and anything. They always have an open ear for you and are always there for you, so you can really count on them. Apart from the few fights you'll have with them, you'll always have a great time. Although very awkward, especially when you meet them for the first time, after a little warming up, they are very open and cute and good. But these aren't the only things Theos are and can do (; (if you know what I'm saying (;;; )
You have to care for your Theo with a lot of love and patience. They just really are weird but god-like creatures in many ways ^-^

Girl 1: I just met this really awkward but cute guy!
Girl 2: You better watch out! It's a Theo.. you'll find yourself theod in no time!

by ninum 96669 December 24, 2016