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-Morbidly a beast
-The only true rizzler
-"Legalize Anabolic swag"
"Rizz me this Philipp"
"stfu ur such a Theo"
Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.
Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.
If your boyfriend is a Theo he won’t never let you go.
theo is the most beautiful and perfect human being on the planet. they’re so pretty and cute and smart and funny and i love them so so so so so much.He’s the brightest star, the sun looks dim before him and is jealous of his radiance. You see them and go “WOW WHO IS THAT?? I WISH THEY WERE MINE” but ha joke’s on you because he’s MINE and they’re my favorite favorite thing.
Someone:who is the prettiest person on the planet?
me: it’s definitely theo
a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.
friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.
The person you love the most. The most amazing person you know. The person I love from the bottom of my heart. My wife❤️
The type of guy who gives no f*cks. He acts crazy in public and doesn't care what people think of him. He loves asking stupid questions like asking a teacher if he failed NNN. Overall Theo's are crazy and energetic guys.
Max:"Hey did you see that guy running around screaming during lunch"
Billy:"Oh, he must be a Theo."