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Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me
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@ thouxanbandmike on tiktok also known as mike is popular for being in contrast to @ kaiviews. mike is known as “the cheater” (as a joke) while kai “the simp.” people have recently been deciding to be on every which side. many followers of bando have also created the slogan, “in bando we trust,” adding the devil emoji at the end.
me: who’s side are you on??
idk: definitely kai. how can you be a cheater?
me: well why be loyal when you can just cheat?
idk: you right you right
me: in bando we trust 😈
idk: in bando we trust 😈😈
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Mercedes + faux "green" philosophy + carbon belching vacations +
visting the parents at their colonial mansion + expensive, top of the
line REI / Patagonia + Uptight, holier-than-thou attitude on all
subjects, including ones in which others have greater expertise + Long
stints in college possibly leading to decent semi-academic career
although still one that is disappointing to one's parents OR just follow Phish and disappoint one's parents +
+ rowing team/ultimate frisbee/"outdoors"/longboarding/surfing, etc. + boarding school + the "king" stoner of the boarding
school + no "rules" for one's own kids/dogs/other hippie buddies because that's "too oppressive" + plenty of judgment and "rules" for other
kids/dogs/people = trust fund hippie
Dude, you drive a Mercedes SUV identical to your folks'! You are a Trust Fund Hippie! Just admit it!
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Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?
Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?
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A child or young adult that are considered widely privileged and wealthy, due to the fact that all their expenses are paid for by their parents.
Friend: Man, how can she afford that nice car without a job?
You: She's a trust fund baby, dude. Her parents probably paid for the car AND the insurance.
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A Person who has alot of money set aside for them and has no responsibilities. Everything is paid for them by their trust. Most don't even know what it feels like to lift a finger or even have a job. In some cases, they act like spoiled brats for the rest of their lives and depend on their parents too.
She doesn't have a Resume because she is a Trust Fund Baby.
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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!
This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.