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Always there for you when you need it and has an amazing sence in fashion. She is the kindest, most caring and beautiful person in the world. And is known for never quitting.
Friend: how would you describe me?
Other Friend: You are definitely a total Téa Smith
Smith's Scale is basically a scale used by men to determine a girl's overall looks. Most people use the treditional 1-10 scale when judging girls, but the Smith's Scale is using two scales to determine a girls overall rating and if they're good girlfriend material.
The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.
The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.
In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
Me: Damn, look at Alanna over there. Her looks are 8/10 but her inside is a 2/10. She is definitely not my type.
Friend: Why are you using two different scales?
Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
When a person gets naked, shits in a bag and then walks up to a person and screams “SLUTTY SMITH”and empty’s it on someone’s face then jumps on their face with their bare ass.
Last weekend my friend passed out and it was a great Time to finally Slutty Smith him!
poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.
patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.
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The Way Douchers like to spell his name.
Its Elliott Smith asshole!
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Most important name originated. Hottest lesbian know to mankind. Has the ability to turn any straight bitch (me). Really fucking hot by the way. Often has cool tattoos. Makes you want to fuck on top of Lamborghini Huracàn LP 610-4. Gets you wetter than a firefighters water hose. She's also really fucking hot etc.
I'm straight as fuck but I'd lick Nutella off of Alana Smith on top of a Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4.
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When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.
Guy 1: had a cracking Granny Smith last night
Guy 2: wasteman cuz
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