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An adjective that describes something that is sweet or badass
Tim: Check out my new sound system
Mike: That aint nothin, check out this bad larry
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A self-proclaimed social conservative, a self-proclaimed Christian, the staunchly anti-gay Republican senator from Idaho who was arrested in June 2007 at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport for soliciting sex from an undercover MALE police officer, in a BATHROOM stall. Check out the hilarious Washington Post article about the incident.
According to the police report, Craig spread his wobbly legs real wide, played footsie from under the stall partition and also stuck his liver-spotted left hand under the wall – clearly showing the wedding band on his ring finger – supposedly a result of his marriage to a female. Craig pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct but pleaded not guilty to soliciting sex from another person.
All in all, this is a case of another moral crusader who likes nothing more than a quick turd punch while he waits for a connecting flight. No reports as to why the good senator chose Minneapolis as the locale for his activities. After all, most of us use Amtrak restrooms for these frivolities. Adding to the humor of it all, the great crusader has stated that this is all a gross misunderstanding and that he simply has a very wide stance when he goes to the bathroom. That seems plausible to me, considering the copious amounts of conservative crap he drops on the senate floor and in the media. Anyone with that much shit in them needs to spread those legs really wide, to ensure a complete dumping of feces. Take a quick look at this dweeb's face. You know he loves to choke on a penis. The wonderful Christian was booked, fined, and sentenced to a year of probation. If I were him, I would violate the probation, in the hopes of being actually arrested, spending some time in jail, and increasing my odds of scoring some man-love – and then blame it all on a big, black, Bubba of a cellmate, a tactic not unfamiliar to Republican legislators - see Bob Allen. I hope these hypocrites finally come out of the closet and lead the next Pride Parade.
Larry Craig - a Republican windbag, a Christian politician who spews anti-gay venom, inspired by fucktards such as Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson but at the end of the day, they love nothing more than gagging on a beefy, deeply veined man stick.
I was in a public rest room yesterday and this big hefty guy groped my ass. he went all Larry Craig on me. I asked him if he was a Republican senator from Idaho!
Once in a while, advances made by gays can be flattering even to a straight male - but no one wants a Larry Craig around, especially when one is emptying ones bowels.
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When someone gets themselves into an awkward or uncomfortable situation, they have pulled a Larry David. This term is derived from Seinfeld co-creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David, who does this to himself on a constant basis.
Nic: Hey man, want a cookie?
Matt: No thanks.
Nic: What are you, diabetic or something? (laughs)
Matt: Yes.
(Awkward Silence) - Nic has just pulled a Larry David.
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When a man smears his ejaculate on a partner's upper lip.
This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)
Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.
She always has me finish on her chin, but today I gave her the Larry Tate. Yep, the old man's white moustache!
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Noun. The ass-end of a beverage.
Person 1: "Hey there, would you like the last sip of my beer?"
Person 2: "Hell No, I don't wantcho larry! NOBODY wants the larry!"
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The less formal alternate version of Laurence Rickard.
You will never see this version of him in a meeting but you will always see him when talking with the other six idiots and in interviews.
He is responsible for any props going missing from sets because he wants it to put on his shelves. He stole Trevor the blobs younger (he admitted on Twitter) and will strike again. This is your warning.
Person 1: Who's that one
Person 2: I'm pretty sure it's Larry Rickard, but it could be Laurence. It's hard to tell
Person 1: ....o........kay.....
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A strong couple who has been through a lot in the past 10 years and yet still are together.
A person points at a couple walking last "They are so Larry Stylinson" he/she says, meaning the couple that the speaker had pointed at is going strong even though they have been through shit and fire back and forth.