Bends my bucket

When something is frustrating.

I spent two days on this painting and my teacher gave me a C! That really bends my bucket.

s bend explorer

When you do a crap so large it makes it through the 's bend' of the toilet before it has been snapped off

Male 'A': Phew thats better
Male 'B': Why what's happened
Male 'A': After 20 rum and cokes and 2 greasy burgers last night I just dropped off an "s bend explorer"

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U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

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Bend It Like Beckham

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"

"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham

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bend a bar

1: Take a wank
2: Take a piss

B with u in a min I'm just bendin a bar.

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bend him over

when you give a cocky straight guy a good butt pounding which he enjoys.

Heard from Fez W on the Ron and Fez show.

He'll be smiling when i bend him over at the party.

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your friend a bend

much worse than "your sister a mister" and can be used to destroy your gang.

Charlie: "your granny tranny."
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."

Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.