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japanese blow job

When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.

A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo

by Don't hate masturbate April 26, 2016

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electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum

hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover

by john December 6, 2003

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mediocre blow job

A blow job where your partner finishes with a hand job

My girl was bloated and and wasn't down so she just gave me a mediocre blow job

by Jsny88 April 14, 2017

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Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJโ€™s

The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.

by superboyuss February 23, 2019

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blow job babies

when a gurl gives head and gets pregnate

mama joanna said i was i was one out of nine blow job babies

by junior=] October 17, 2008

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blow job

When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.

"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs!"

by Tammy12345 April 30, 2010

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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

by Urban Guru March 15, 2015

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