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The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.
Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.
"milking the cobra"
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When men are so drunk they soil half the bathroom floor trying to aim for the toilet. Their swaing stands couses their dick to swing around lika a cobra..
"Oooooh! John whats all this on the bathroom floor."
"Oh shit, must have been Mike going for a cobra piss before he left last night"
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A circumcised penis.
Janis is great, she loves the hoodless cobra.
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to feel so drowsy that sleep is inevitable.
"Whats a matter with you, dude?"
"Im ok, I think I just got bitten by the cobra."
"Oh, you mean you just going to pass out for a few minutes."
"Ya, that's it then I'm going to get right back up again and start eating again cause I'm a hungry little bastard."
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The gayest gang ever, rumour has it that their initiation involves peeing in eachothers mouths and listening to Salt n Peppa. Also referred to as CC.
Guy 1 - Yo gurrrrl, wanna join the Cobra Club?
Girl 1 - Hell no, the Cobra Club are gay as heck, Double Dragon for life bro.
Guy 2 - Burn.
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The patented SHOOTER move. Also see, self suck job.
Shooter pulls the angry cobra on his lunch breat in his 330i.
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n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.
"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."
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