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when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs
“yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”
A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.
Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.
Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.
Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."
"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."
1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade
"she bad as fuck and I heard she got that yummy coochie splatter"
When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.
For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.
Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass
1. one who loves some good coochie
2. someone who gets more coochie than anyone else you know
Person 1: Ugh, Mr. T gets all the girls
person 2: Yeah bro, he's a real coochie monger