When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.
For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.
Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass
when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs
“yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”
1. one who loves some good coochie
2. someone who gets more coochie than anyone else you know
Person 1: Ugh, Mr. T gets all the girls
person 2: Yeah bro, he's a real coochie monger
A person who you are deeply in love with.
I love you my little coochie bear!
When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.
Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.
A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)
Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister