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A term used to describe the "addicting" manner of obsession seen by certain groups of people and individuals who collect and/or build plastic models and figurines ranging from tabletop RPGs like warhammer 40k to Gundam Plastic Models or "Gunpla". The term has been used due to certain individuals sometimes dropping hundreds of dollars on what to other's perspectives seems like a useless piece (or unassembled pieces) of plastic. The first widespread use of the term was to describe Players of the Warhammer 40K Series and eventually Gunpla Builders. It is mainly used by outsiders for the respective fanbases but the people inside the "Plastic Crack" addiction category use it in a joking manner to describe their hobby.
"Just picked up The OG HGUC Zaku I Sniper Type which was basically impossible to find with the Yonem Kirks custom floating around so it looks like my Plastic Crack addiction has been sated for a while"
"How can that guy just casually walk out of the store after dropping 150 on that Plastic Crack junk?"
"Always that one money loaded guy that drops into the comic store every saturday just to buy at least 50 dollars worth of Plastic Crack"
"All I can say after seeing that dude's transaction total for that warhammer set is that Plastic Crack is on hell of a drug."
That one really long nail (usually the pinky nail) that crack users use to eat them drugs
"Yo, you seen Brenda's crack nail? It's like three inches long"
A more upscale place for one to smoke one's crack.
Crack head: No more cheap crack houses for me!
(Crack head goes to the front gate of the Crack Mansion with his Three Hundred Tricky Dick fun bucks.
Butler: Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?
A government whose leader smokes crack cocaine.
Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!
Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.
Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
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Magic cards.
No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.
The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.
John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.
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When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.
Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*
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An infamous Mac's convenience store in downtown Calgary, a city in Alberta, Canada located in the corner of 7th Avenue and 8th Street SW. So called as it is known for being rather sketchy and crime-ridden, as well as having many people dealing crack outside in the parking lot and around the premises.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go to Crack Mac's?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't plan on getting mugged today.