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Debate brain

Used to describe when a person tries to turn everything into a heated debate solely for the purpose of having something to argue about. This type of person will often continue after their anger is proven to be unwarranted, even if they don't actually understand what they're arguing over.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are bandaids so expensive, man?"

Guy 2: "Really? You really think we need to call every bandage a 'bandaid?' Those are adhesive strips. Band-Aid is a brand, first and foremost. Honestly if you hate it that much, you should buy some gauze. Like, honestly. It's not hard. Maybe you should think about that next time. If I got a cut, the last thing I'd do is ask for a 'bandaid'. Jesus."

Guy 1: "Holy crap, dude. That debate brain goes CRAZY... Remind me why I hang out with you again?"

Guy 2: "Probably because my opinions are always the right ones?"

by gulk June 20, 2024

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Trans-debate

A concensus that IDENTITIES as a debate.

Hym "Honey, on either side of the trans-debate you have the expectation (at some point) that parents are going to have to cede their parental authority to the state. If you conflate NOT giving a child gender-affirming care with ABUSE, you run the risk of conservative parents having their kids (potentially) taken away from them under the auspices of 'protecting kids from abuse.' And if you conflate gender-affirming care with abuse you run the risk of WOKE PARENTS having THEIR kids taken away from them under the auspices of 'protecting kids from abuse!' Nobody has to lose their kids. All we need to do is a little 'compartmentalization.' But the trans-debate isn't JUST about the kids. It also relates to your unwillingness to associate with people who don't affirm your values (and both of you do this) and your expectation for people to adhere to your religious morality (which is paralleled by the lefts expectation for everyone to adhere to their gender theory). As far as the penal system is concerned, you can't say that the Nikita Dragun going to a mens prison for some disorderly conduct and Demi Minor going to a female prison for stabbing someone 27 times isn't a miscarriage of justice. Sports? Probably should have SEX based sports teams rather than GENDER. See that? All you have to do is cede the term 'gender' to the ideologues. It isn't a huge deal. Health risks? Doctors need to be held accountable for failing to adequately inform people of the risks."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023


break debater

A teacher or lecturer who debates with an unresponsive audience as to whether or not they should take a break during the course of the lecture, thereby wasting all the time that should have been spent on the break, debating on whether or not to take the break in the first place.

A break debater would debate a break in this manner: " Should we take a break? (waits for audience response of which there is none).....Yes?.....No?......Take a break?..... Yes take a break?..... No? (waits)"

by Jugs904 November 11, 2009


public forum debate

what asians do to commit suicide when their parents don't let them

i just joined public forum debate -- i want to kill myself

by ProfessorPiggos November 18, 2022


The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 31, 2023


LD Debate

A form of debate far inferior to policy debate, though it IS a form of debate, unlike congress. It's like policy debate but less fast and there's less shit you can run.

"I did LD debate once and it was boring as fuck. I'm so glad I debate policy now.

by N8orious December 13, 2023


Urban Debates

A debate among friends or family members, regarding pop culture.

During one of our many urban debates with my roommates. We discussed whether the word "consent" or "command" should be used for the quote: Fornication Under the Command of the King! I opted to use the word "command."

by Lika Heloise May 3, 2011