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When you don’t want to do something
Fuck sake i have Maths next, screaming crying killing myself
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When you don't want to live anymore.
Fuck this shit, I quit, I want to kill myself. - Severely depressed people
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Jubilee line is a song by Wilbur Soot (Your city gave me asthma 2020 full album) which refers to the suicide attempts in London.
X: Hey dude! Are you okay?
Y:Hey, im gonna jubilee line myself.
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When someone does something gross and stupid and realizes they did something gross and stupid
Person 1: Hey, what happens when I bang a girl?
Person 2: idk, what?
Person 1: she comes to you tomorrow with adoption papers!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: yeah I’ll see myself out
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It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
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The anti-label adopted by many true fence-sitters unwilling to take on the stigma and stereotypes of a label.
When asked about his sexual preferences, Rufus replied "I don't like to label myself."
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To actually "lol" so hard, that you make a (rather embarassing) mess.
Keizra: I'm totally lol-ing all over myself.
Jess: Do you want me to get the shamwow? It'll have you saying Sham-WOW.
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