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Someone who doesn't get out much.
"Jenny is such a Cabinet Gnome!"
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a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.
Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??
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A little gnome that lives inside a girl or woman's vagina. Responsible for cramps, one's period, and other female problems. Will occasionally bite a man's junk. Very aggressive creatures, though not as bad as the other gnomes living in our world. Vagina gnomes also have cool english names in general. Not just your average gnome.
Meme: "Urgh, I feel no sexual appetite, and my uterus feels like its falling out."
LKPRS: "Hmm, you must have a active vagina gnome! what is his name??"
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How black people say " you now what I'm saying" but you will never ever know what someone is saying if they say gnome sayin.
BP: Gnome sayin? WP: Uhhmm yea sure man. WP to WP@2: What the fuck did he say ?
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Mover of chrome. Thru thick or thin, sleet or snow, the the Gnome will move his chrome. Supplier of shiny round things. Never on time but always shows. Short, stout and not understandable. Speaks some sort of foriegn language. AKA the Troll. Owned by John, Controlled by many....
Has the Troll left yet? Where's the Troll? He left a long time ago. Is the Troll in the van? Where's my stuff?
Did he write it in the book? Chrome Gnome is a new AKA the Troll
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Okay, this takes some explaining.
1. First of all, take the world 'homeboy' then old-peopleize it, and a middle-aged hippy would change it slowly into home-cheese. So. Instead of saying 'home-cheese' we can now say 'gnome cheese'.
2. Cheese made by a gnome.
Will- "WuzzAAAAp Gnome Cheese???"
Mrs. B- "William I AM YOUR TEACHER, FOR GOD'S SAKE"
Will- "I know, I was talkin' to Nick. He's my gnome cheese."
Nick- (Cracking up, falls out of chair with laughter)
Will's mom- "I got some great new Goat Cheese at the store."
Will- "You know what's eighty times better for you than Goat cheese??? Gnome cheese."
Will's mom- "What???"
Will="Gnome cheese. Cheese, made by a gnome. It's packed with dairy and the balls are usually rolled in nuts. Gnome cheese is packed with antioxidants."
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