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1. Xbox Live Repellant
2. Toilet
3. See Urinal
*talkin on Live* Dude 1."Yeah dude i g2g do homework, bbl."
Dude 2. "Fag."
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Homework is the stuff teachers shit out in your face everyday after class to make your life more miserable. Homework can be flashcards and studying to a 3000 word essay or book report. People might stay up all night to finish this just to turn it in and realize that they fucked up the whole thing and got a motherfucking F because they have stupid ass teachers that dont know what the fuck they are doing and too busy sucking eachothers dick. Homework is often referred to as stupid shit, and just made to lower your gpa so all the asians will go to college while your still highschool sucking the teachers dick just to get a D
Hey did you do your homework?
We had homework? FUUUCCCKKIINNNGGG SSshHHHIiiItTTt
asian: that homework was easy didnt you think?
white kid: i dont fucking know cus i didnt do that shitty 5 page essay for the book i didnt fucking read and used every page in it to wipe my ass because thats thats what i think of shitty school and shitty teachers.
asian: 0.0 ok...
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Good kindling and fire starter. Useless otherwise because it just recaps what everyone already knows besides the fucktards in the back row of the classroom.
"Hey Jimmy, don't forget to do your homework." says the teacher,
"Don't worry, I'll stuff it inside a molotove cocktail and throw it at the school." says jimmy
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1. A pluralization of "homework" that is incorrectly used.
2. A company that works on home improvement. (works on homes!)
homeworks is not a word!!! SO PLEASE STOP USING IT
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what you should be doing right now. get the fuck off urban dictionary and do it.
Do your homework, and stop looking it up, you know what homework is.
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"Mom can I do my homework?"
"Sure thing, hun"
"But I need to use the computer..."
"Sure.."
You have 5 new notifications.
"Are you doing your hw?"
"Ya, totally"
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work that teachers give so that you cant be fucking your bedbuddy, because your parents will ground you during the weekend
do you want to fuck in my car on saturday
no i cant im grounded for getting an f on my english homework
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