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Is a nice guy....to some people, but cares mostly about his video games, and will grow up to be fat and have diabetes
whos that fat ass? oh him thats josh the lazy computer addicted nerd!
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This can be used as a noun or an adjective. Used to describe someone who is obsessive and a stalker. They are really apologetic, but we all know that if 'it' happends once, the chances of 'it' happening are are doubled. So watch out for the signs. A Josh will find a way to get to you, so be careful!
Girl "That guy will NOT stop callling me, I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about a restraining order, should I?"
Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order!"
Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again!"
Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."
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A fuckboi who thinks that can get all the girls but looks like a mole rat. He has the most disgusting ass looking hair ever. He dates a girl but still likes another girl. Wow what a fuckboi
Josh:Hey bitch.
Jessica:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Jessica:Eww go away from me fuckboi
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Being lied to all the mother fucking time
Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.
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"Josh"
The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.
The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."
Babe # 1: Josh is an annoying kid! His music scores sucks ass!!!
Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!
Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.
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very funny , always there for people when needed , gorgeous but doesn’t realise it , tends to make girls feel really loved n welcome , just amazing in general
That guy is a josh, he’s handsome !
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Josh is a very unattractive gay guy who thinks he is cool but can't even get his mom to look him in the eye. He regularly throws grenades at children's hospitals for fun. Don't trust a Josh he is a backstabbing hoe.
Cam: Have you seen Josh's ass?
Katie: No Cam he is a pedophile don't.
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