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Lobster Punch

The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue.

Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night.

by Piss Monkey February 2, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


lobster bomb

The phrase that is often times shouted at random moments by the highly inebriated.

"Lobster Bomb!!!!" -Nick shouted while slouched in a lawn chair with a coconut drink in hand.

by Kendall Nelson May 27, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lobster Toss

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.

Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.

by SadCoincidence September 17, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty lobster

When banging a girl in the butt, you reach around and give her a double tittie twister.

Becky was not too happy when i gave her a dirty lobster last night.

by DL2345678 November 10, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Lobster

A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.

Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!

by Head Kelly January 8, 2014


Dead Lobster

A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.

A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.

Man, that bitch was a dead lobster!

by robstercraw January 16, 2010