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The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue.
Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night.
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The phrase that is often times shouted at random moments by the highly inebriated.
"Lobster Bomb!!!!" -Nick shouted while slouched in a lawn chair with a coconut drink in hand.
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The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.
Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.
Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.
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When banging a girl in the butt, you reach around and give her a double tittie twister.
Becky was not too happy when i gave her a dirty lobster last night.
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A lobster with cocks instead of claws.
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster
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A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
Man, that bitch was a dead lobster!
Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?
Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!