A shit, in which the sheer mass actually surprised you
Lowkey had a pog log earlier, it was intense as hell
When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.
Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.
Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?
A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.
I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!
When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.
My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.
a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers
Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker
A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.
Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.