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Is when you bend your leg up to your butt and insert you big toe in your ass hitting your g-spot
I'm gonna go home, get a shower and then give myself a moist Jessie.
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The Moist Board is an Internet bulletin board where cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiasts of science fiction post their fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of a wide variety of sci-fi works.
The ‘Moisties’, or members of the Moist Board, are a lively, freewheeling, eclectic group, originally brought together by a mysterious figure using the nom de web ‘Stallion Cornell’. The origins of many of the Moisties are shrouded in myth, however, it is an established fact that even discussing a possible connection between a Moistie and the Illuminati is a bannable offense on their bulletin board.
While widely highly regarded and respected among the other members of the Internet’s sci-fi community, the Moisties are not without their eccentricities, that include: a pathological revulsion of the word ‘cockatiel’, near reverence for David Hasselhoff, and the arcane ability to hack cell phones.
Did you read Stallion Cornell’s last review of Battlestar Galactica on the Moist Board? I don’t know who he is, but that guy really knows what he’s talking about!
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when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.
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when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum
dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..
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The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc.
Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround.
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it is when you ejaculate on to your partner"s chest and begin to rub it in with your penis such as spreading butter on toast
i totally gave my girlfriend a moist toast last night!!:)
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between two males; when male a pees on the foot of male b and then male b inserts his now moist foot into male a's but hole or mouth if chosen
last week i got so drunk that i gave the moist margret to a friend of mine
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