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Taking the pickles off your cheese burger at any fast food restaurant, throwing them at the glass so they stick, and watching them slide down the glass. The person that throws pickle that slides the farthest without fallign off whens.
We were so bored we got some cheeseburgers and had a pickle race next the window.
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Yo, the club last night was bumping cuz I was racing the ghost all night.
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A specific variation of a "Nod Of Acknowledgement" between two minorities of the same race. A Race Nod is exchanged between two persons of similar ethnicity, amongst a dominant population of a different ethnicity. No words will be spoken.
Scenario #1: "JD gave Dwight a Race Nod at the Korean wedding, as they were the only white dudes there."
Scenario #2: "JD's wife gave Dwight's wife a Race Nod, as they were the only Koreans at the Heavy Metal concert."
Scenario #3: "Leroy and Sun Yee both exchanged Race Nods with Punjab and Sheniqua at the mall, because they were the only mixed couples in the building."
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The poo stains left in your underware. Caused by not wiping your ass, not wiping your ass enough, or having a bubbler or shart in the middle of the day. The appearance is similar to the starting area of a drag racing strip, or the "wheels down" area on a runway.
Husband: Sweetie pie honey bunny, these underware are going to need some "special" attention.
Wife: My god, whats up with the racing stripe?
Husband: Had a bubbler after my Taco Bell lunch today.
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when a group of teenager lads have a group masturbation session to see who will come first.
hey mates ive got some porn lets have a milk race.
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When a television loses its video signal and displays black and white "snow".
What happened to the TV? Every channel is a race riot.
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