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Boob seconds

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1

Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds

by ethant35 March 17, 2019


Dirty Seconds

Snapping up a chick whose has been with other dudes

My best friend’s is bangin my ex Chloe. He got my dirty seconds

by puZslayer69 January 9, 2020


second wave

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020


Swayze Seconds

When your coolest friend has a fuck buddy who has fallen for you and allows the relationship to continue with no problem at all. As Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break, "Bodhi," says: "What's Mine Is Yours."

"You guys are like brothers and he let you fuck her?! Man that's "Swayze Seconds" bruh.

by White Boy from Kentucky. June 18, 2009


sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022


second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022


Krillo-second

It is a time measurement, which is highly context depended.

He came inside me in just a krillo-second
It took only a krillo-second to walk 10 miles

by Mr. Awesome Time Stuff December 17, 2013