Squash-Mouth

Drooling over somebody

Squash-Mouth: Oh my God look at Dr. Doe. I'm squash mouthing all over him.

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

back squash

It's when gravity takes its toll and liquid falls through a hole and run down the sides.

"Hey man did she say she had back squash? " "I can totally feel your back squash." "Do you know the study of back squash?"

cock squashed

An insult intended to call someone a hoe or slut for taking a lot of dicks.

Maria needs to fuck outta here with her cock squashed ass self.

Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash