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Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.
"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."
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The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.
Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
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a form of paint ball that you use pump paint ball guns such as cci phantoms, pgps, sniper 2s, and traccer/mavirick paint ball guns. a reason for stock class is accuracy, efficentcy, and plain out more fun to use. using the saying one ball, one shot , one kill. we who play stock class dont use hoppers, dont use co2 bottles, nor do we use regular pods. the guns only hold 10, 15 paint balls but thats all you really need. semi players look at you wierd when you get to the field and have a pump but at the end of the day theyll be bowing to you, and asking what the game plan is. people over look stock class because they think pumping is primitive and sadly enough think its useless. well there wrong, stock class paintball is growing in popularty very fast there are sites dedicated to it and people who play stock class religiously
stock class paintball
kid:hey, are you out of your mind going to a game where they play semi and full auto.
stock class paint baller: no im not crazy. i cheat, i play pump.
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A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.
"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."
When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.
I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...
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Masturbating to ejaculation, supposedly for the purpose of disposing of old sperm so that fresh, new sperm can take its place.
John didn't have a date on Saturday night, so he just went home to rotate his stock.
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A stock-en-fest is when a shed load of some what awesome people get together to get wasted. A stock-en-fest is a combination of a 'Stock' and a 'Fest', mainly held in the summer months due to the fact that the weather conditions must be perfect and at a 27 degrees.
To throw a stock-en-fest you need a shit load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)
Anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. Another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.
Most countries do not allow stock-en-fest's to take place, as it is against international law.
Chris-'' Yo man what's happening tonight''
Alex-'' not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a shit load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!''
Chris-'' Sweet man we should go. You know who is going?''
Alex-'' a shed load of some what awesome people''
Chris-'' and by god its 27 degrees... its a mother flipping stock-en-fest''
Dan-''going to a stock-en-fest tonight''
Paul- '' can I come??''
Dan- ''ever had a mullet?''
Paul- '' nope''
Dan-'' you cant come.''
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