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A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.
Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?
Tori Tequila is a fun, charismatic , sassy lady! These girls are full of energy and will keep you in your toes! Loves to be in the spot light entertaining everyone. However, challenge this lady and she will bite back..
I challenge Tori Tequila to a duel and she bent me over and filled me with glitter!
The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
The only words to describe the tequila hoes are hoe HOE AND HOOOOOOEEEE! They hate tequila but love vodka. The prettiest nicest girls you’ll ever meet. Main hobby is hooking up with boys. I️Ts very hard for them to do since they are too good for everyone.
“ did you hear about what the tequila hoes did last night, those alcoholic hoes.”
When a Mexican shoots cum onto your tits, then rims it with salt, and adds a lime. Screaming Ariba the entire time.
Hey Carlos I am going to tequila tits her
A woman who has pushed a boundary beyond what is considered appropriate, typically in a sexual or inebriated situation.
When a woman gives zero fucks.
“I thought Sheryl was fine as the new leader of the PTO, but it seems she’s gone tequila tits with power”
When you jiz in a tequila bottle and the alcohol solidifies the jiz making some one think its a worm and trick them into eating it
I went to this guys party and put a white worm tequila in his bottle of jack