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When something is frustrating.
I spent two days on this painting and my teacher gave me a C! That really bends my bucket.
When you do a crap so large it makes it through the 's bend' of the toilet before it has been snapped off
Male 'A': Phew thats better
Male 'B': Why what's happened
Male 'A': After 20 rum and cokes and 2 greasy burgers last night I just dropped off an "s bend explorer"
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A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!
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A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"
"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham
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1: Take a wank
2: Take a piss
B with u in a min I'm just bendin a bar.
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when you give a cocky straight guy a good butt pounding which he enjoys.
Heard from Fez W on the Ron and Fez show.
He'll be smiling when i bend him over at the party.
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when your trying to stop taking xanax or other benzodiazepines but you say fuck it and take some more anyway. Usually results in a really good time, threesomes with two sluts, and doing crazy shit involving alcohol and motorcycles and smoking amphetamines.
typical pussy: hey dude wanna come to the AA meeting with us tonight, were gonna smoke cigarettes and all try to pull the meth head girl
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.
later in the night
slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.