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When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.
Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!
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When men are so drunk they soil half the bathroom floor trying to aim for the toilet. Their swaing stands couses their dick to swing around lika a cobra..
"Oooooh! John whats all this on the bathroom floor."
"Oh shit, must have been Mike going for a cobra piss before he left last night"
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A circumcised penis.
Janis is great, she loves the hoodless cobra.
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The gayest gang ever, rumour has it that their initiation involves peeing in eachothers mouths and listening to Salt n Peppa. Also referred to as CC.
Guy 1 - Yo gurrrrl, wanna join the Cobra Club?
Girl 1 - Hell no, the Cobra Club are gay as heck, Double Dragon for life bro.
Guy 2 - Burn.
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to feel so drowsy that sleep is inevitable.
"Whats a matter with you, dude?"
"Im ok, I think I just got bitten by the cobra."
"Oh, you mean you just going to pass out for a few minutes."
"Ya, that's it then I'm going to get right back up again and start eating again cause I'm a hungry little bastard."
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The patented SHOOTER move. Also see, self suck job.
Shooter pulls the angry cobra on his lunch breat in his 330i.
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n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.
"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."
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