This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)
fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.
showing your undying affection through being assholes and quoting vines
Kate and Lauren are the truest example of “best friend goals”
A tattoo located on a girls lower back(tramp stamp) used as a marker for ejaculation when having sex doggie style.
"Dude, i was tapen it from behind and i tottally made it over the goal post."
Acronym PFG
It is a term used to describe your Instagram feed when it’s Pink and Goals.
It can be used to describe anything pink. E.g. pink furniture, pink walls, pink skies, pink clothing.
Omg that shirt is pink feed goals, so #PFG!
(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.
Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?
When shooting your load whilst masturbating, accidentally getting a portion of sperm in your mouth.
Gareth: What'd you get up to last night man?
Damo: Bro, had the house to myself so I decided to polish one off and dammit I had an Own Goal.
Gareth: Great story mate.