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A member of a Boy Scout Troop that is MIS-stereotyped as nerdy losers.Each troop consists of 3 types of teenagers : #1 Faggots about 15% of the troop, #2 rejects trying to fit in about 5% of the troop, #3 the badass people who know what there doing and teach there scout friends to do the same. All of them (Fag's and Rejects included) carry knives ,primarily switchblades, around everywhere ,theey never get in trouble for it :D, and can kill you in over 9000 ways with weapons ranging from an M&M/Skittle to a flamethrower that that they made from a soda bottle,3.5 sharpened twigs ,underpants ,duct tape, one slice of meatlovers pizza and a discarded zippo. They can take down anyone/anything ranging from a redneck to Michigan state SPARTAN mascot to an alien robot
1 hey did you hear, cole's patrol just walked in Afghanistan and killed all the terrorists with paperclips, and all got girlfriends at the same time
2 how the hell did they do that!?!
1 well there was a box of paperclips
2 no not that, the girlfriend part
1 oh... they're boy scouts
2 that explains it
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A man with genitals so cleanly shaven he resembles a prepubescent boy.
Sally: How was your date with Brad last night?
Amber: He was a total Boy Scout. Not a single hair on his package.
Sally: Good, so no pubes in your teeth?
Amber: Yep, like a good Boys Scout he came prepared.
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In a video game, camping at another team's spawn point, usually unsuccessfully.
Man 1: "Harry was doing some real boy-scouting last night on Call of Duty!"
Man 2: "I know, what a jackass."
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A Member of the Organization founded by Lord Baidan Powell in the early 1900's. It was an organization primarily used to teach young boys about life, the great outdoors and life skills. Today it is primarily an organization for parents who unfortunately gave birth to imputant, weak, degenerate, spat upon children, or children thereof, to drop off at a cheap place for a few hours so that they can go party and forget about the fact that they ever gave birth to such a child. These Children are usually moleste at a young age and although may not have entered the system as wierdo, sometimes-goth, pyromaniac, odd guy in the corner who stares at you kids, but they certainetly leave as them. ...Also they are handy at making knots.
1. "Hey Laurence - could you come tie this knot for me?"
"Sure Vinny, ...here you go."
"Man you are such a bitch, and you smell like asparagus."
2. "I just saw a boy scout yesterday."
"Did you knife him?"
"no but i made him give me his badges in exchange for a bag of dog shit."
"hahahaha - what a fucking tool."
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A person who is a jew and a boy scout or cubscout. So there for they are a jew scout.
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When a guy or girl goes somewhere like the movies, fiesta texas, beach, etc & looks for someone to holler at . Somone who looks really attractive & has "talent" such as either a big dick, huge boobs, or big ass.
Bob: "Dammn, that movie was sick foo !"
Cameron: "I know man, but i missed the ending."
Bob: "How ? You were in the movie with me the whole time"
Cameron: "This Brunette-"
Bob: "Ahh c'mon dog, don't tell me some fat chick got in the way."
Cameron: "Fat, ? no. But her boobs got in the way"
Bob: "Talent Scouting again ?"
Cameron: "No, but damnn she was fine as hell B."
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A 40 year old high school student,who wears khaki's as his basketball shorts,who cannot play basketball,who cannot get laid, and who is one of the creepyest persons you will ever know!
"Geese Ben, i really wish you would get some new shorts for basketball, those khaki's make you look like a boy scout"
Ben "but coach, i am a boy scout"
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