When a chicks pussy lips are so big they hug the shaft of a dudes dick to the point were they drape down like a chicks skirt.
Dude, when i put it in that skank, her pussy was wearing a pink skirt like she was headed to the Marine Corps Ball
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female who likes acting ridiculously all the time and using phrases like "sounds like a plan stan' or okie dokie artichokie. also applies to men
Abby and Matt are such a pair of goofy skirts
Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.
"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!
A girl that could be a human poodle.
Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
Driving out of boredom, Random word said while driving, driving fast or turning fast
Let's skirrdy Skirt on outta here
Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.