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Before you enter a restroom you get an erection, so when other men look at you while peeing, they get embarrassed, and they know you're hot stuff.
When ever I go to Chipotle all the male employees look ashamed, I have a huge urinal rep.
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Another name for a bathroom or restroom.
She had to visit the urination station after drinking 3 glasses of Sunny D.
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A phrase used when frustrated or angry at something or someone. Also, a small tube inserted into the urethra to cause urination flow to be transported into the mouth cavity.
Also referred to as "Lemonade Rain on my tits." Best used while queefing.
"Jesus Christ Carrie! Where the hell is my Urination Kit?!?"
"My tits are so thirsty, I wish I had my Urination Kit!"
"Oh Urination Kit! I'm sick of all these stupid Jews all over my property! Stupid cheap shits!"
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A much much much funnier way of saying you need to use the restroom facilites. Can also be used to describe the place itself...like the way the Brits say "I need to do a toilet" and you go to the toilet to do it. Works best when all present are drunk/stupid/already laughing hysterically. Also commonly used: urination celebration
Finish eating your pear, we need to go to the urination jubilation!
*hysterical giggles*
*pear is forgotten*
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Man who drinks the piss of other men. Famous example PissOnPete.
Let's piss on pete the human urinal
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A gathering for Golden Showers lovers to unite from around the globe.
We are heading to Urination Nation to get drenched!
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A Urinal Kick is an epic maneuver in which some guy is taking leak in a urinal in a bathroom and you kick the back of his knee, causing him to fall backwards onto the disguisting piss-covered floor, possibly pissing into the air onto himself. Not cool unless you really hate the person. Seriously.
I U.K'ed (Urinal Kicked) that asshole who cut me off on the way to work. He deserved it. Seriously.
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