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When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.
A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger
Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.
Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?
Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit
the small flap of skin connecting the upper gum to the inside of the upper lip in the middle. May only be referred to as a mouth clit if the flap of skin is prominent in a person's smile.
Dude, have you seen the little nub under emily's lip when she smiles?
Yeah dude, that's her mouth clit.
The female equivalent of bollock naked.
A female in a state of total undress.
I walked into the changing room and she was, quite literally, clit naked.
The female equivalent to Whiskey Dick
He couldn't get it up because of his whiskey dick, I did not care because I was experiencing Liquor Clit. (Too much alcohol to enjoy sex).
What straight men call a trans or gay male’s penis to feel like they are with a cisgender woman.
Come sit on daddy’s face and put your boy clit in daddy’s mouth while you suck daddy’s big cock.
How big is your boy clit?
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Same as bumping fur. Froppage, French for "rubbing". When two lesbians bump and grind together their vaginas.
It was noisy in the next room from all the clit clatter between my roomates.
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