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You are considered to have a "Mid Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 30 and 60
See also One Eight Life Crisis and Quater Life Crisis
"I'm having a mid-life crisis! I'm 38, single, and really depressed"
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1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.
Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.
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A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.
This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.
This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.
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When a female has performed oral sex on a male and he shoots his load so hard in her mouth that it rockets out her nose.
I was gettin some brain from this beezie the other night and I managed to pull of the cuban missle crisis.
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An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.
"Hey did you get to see Mid-week Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"
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the years after college when your parents stop telling you how to live you life - and stop financing it.
my friend says she hates her job and is broke, but she's just having a quarter life crisis.
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a policy and a way of dealing with one's company that has been widely in use since the media/banks/governments reported a financial crisis; it is a justification for various actions: staff reductions, cancelled payrise, lowered wages though none of these are necessary (because the company is doing well and needs no changes); it is a perfect explanation for everything if your general manager plans to fire some employees/cut wages and needs a good reason;
George: Crap, we're going to have staff reductions!
Will: What?
George: Yup, there were rumors, so we asked our boss about it, and despite good results of our company, half of us is going to be fired. We asked why and we heard that it was due to the financial crisis. End of story. Another example of no-comments-but-crisis policy.
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