A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.
Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.
A line of cocaine or other similar powder drug snorted off of a breast
The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.
During sex she let out a little cooter toot.
Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.
Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.
Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.
You there! Snootle toot!
Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you