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Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.

Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.

by Itsyourdudebexxx September 12, 2018


Tit toot

A line of cocaine or other similar powder drug snorted off of a breast

Hey baby. Want a tit toot?

by satanburns August 30, 2018


cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 10, 2016


Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020


snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering April 18, 2016


toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 5, 2020


cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you

"You gotta cut the toot man!"

by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017