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cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 10, 2016


Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020


toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 5, 2020


snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering April 18, 2016


cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you

"You gotta cut the toot man!"

by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017


toot the loot

1. To ingest psychoactive drugs via intranasal inhalation.

2. To snort drugs.

Beth - Bob just came home and he has some coke.
Mary - Hell ya! Let's toot the loot!

by Gladgal January 10, 2016


Spooky toot

When you're so scared that you pass gas because of it

The movie was so scary I had a spooky toot

by jarsh87 May 21, 2015