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twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.
oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.
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When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.
I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley.
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To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.
"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"
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to act in a cuntish way; a slightly more appropriate way to say someone is a cunt
Judy: Hey Matt, how do you feel about the Patriots losing?
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.
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To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.
''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''
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When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!
I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!