A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.
That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.
The male version of slut strands
Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?
(informal adjective)
-Derived from the idiom "pulling my leg", leg ass is an insult used to describe someone, or someone's life, as being a "joke"
(similar terms)
- Head Ass
"Look at that leg ass over there, he's so stupid"
"Man, you just a leg ass"
A pistol as defined by Walter Friend
When you go out late, don’t forget to bring your calf leg.
Like a tattoo sleeve, but on the leg
That tattoo legging is sick!
When a skinny girl is on her period and the blood runs down her leg.
Shaundi constantly used the bathroom to clean her leaky chicken leg.