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similar to Do you like hobbies? , a phrase intended as a conversation starter in an awkward conversation, that really just makes the conversation more awkward.
Person 1: these are good burgers
Person 2: i know, right
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: So, do you pay for porn?
Person 2: wtf?
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
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Person 1: I just watched my little pony porn.
Person 2: wtf is wrong with u man
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The act of filmed sexual pleasurement whilst using faeces, torture and household appliances.
An example of scat robot torture porn: Handcuff him to the bed, attach a working vacuum cleaner nozzle to his dick. Throw shit in his face, whilst sticking an action man in his anus.
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A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn
I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.
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A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.
After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.
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a fan club that a porn star has.
Kathy has hewr own porn star fan club.
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A descriptive word that sounds like it would describe something bad, but on the contrary it describes something that is totally off the hook. Can be used to decribe things or people. Can be shortened to 'dmp'.
girl 1: i look totally dirty mint porn tonight
girl 2: right on chick, your killer VW golf car is so dmp aswell!
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