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punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019


gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 24, 2017


Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021


Punch Bowl

When a man/woman fists a woman on her period.

"I dipped into her punch bowl last night. Needless to say, we had to throw away the sheets."

by fenfenfab April 30, 2014


Punched up kebab

Paula

Why would you want to watch an only fans with Paula's punched up kebab

by January 27, 2024


Punch Tall People Month

During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month

Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.

by PeacockSequence October 16, 2022


punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017