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A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."
Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.
Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!
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a term used to describe to men having a fun ride together
dude:Shall we go on the waltzer its a mans ride,proper scary
gh3y:no mate im a Chocolate speedway rider
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When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.
When my girlfriend doesn't listen I give her a chocolate-chip banana.
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stick a power washer up your ass to make yourself vomit feces, sending projectile poop through a tennis racquet into a crowd
i showed my buddies how to do a chilean chocolate sprinkler last night. it hurts like hell but its funny as fuck
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a derogatory term for a homosexual
hanz is a chocolate chimney sweeper
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When you take a diarrhea shit and then jerk off and ejaculate into the shit. Then you mix it around with a spoon and or fork. You refer to this action as "Making Chocolate Milk."
"I'm gonna be Making Chocolate Milk all night tonight."
"Travis left for a bit, he's Making Chocolate Milk."
"I took a shit last night and started Making Chocolate Milk."
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A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.
Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!
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