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the act of having anal sex with a woman while she takes and enormous shit, once you pull your dick out the pile of shit collected on your dick will look like cotton candy...hence the name chocolate cotton candy
she must have had a fibrous meal cause once i pulled out i had chocolate cotton candy.
she must have been holding it in for a looooong time cause when we were finished i had chocolate cotton candy
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a term used to describe to men having a fun ride together
dude:Shall we go on the waltzer its a mans ride,proper scary
gh3y:no mate im a Chocolate speedway rider
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stick a power washer up your ass to make yourself vomit feces, sending projectile poop through a tennis racquet into a crowd
i showed my buddies how to do a chilean chocolate sprinkler last night. it hurts like hell but its funny as fuck
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When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.
When my girlfriend doesn't listen I give her a chocolate-chip banana.
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a derogatory term for a homosexual
hanz is a chocolate chimney sweeper
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We were layin in bed and i said, "i want something sweet" and my boyfriend farted and said "there's a chocolate air freshner".
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When you take a diarrhea shit and then jerk off and ejaculate into the shit. Then you mix it around with a spoon and or fork. You refer to this action as "Making Chocolate Milk."
"I'm gonna be Making Chocolate Milk all night tonight."
"Travis left for a bit, he's Making Chocolate Milk."
"I took a shit last night and started Making Chocolate Milk."
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