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A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry
Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!
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A person who is mean to a dick.
She was giving me oral, I jokingly said another girls name, and well, she turned into a dick bully and pratically bit it off.
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To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.
Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.
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Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.
Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.
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Is a gun that shots your bitchs vigina
Stop shutting me with your dick gun
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When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.
Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.
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Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee
I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.
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