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When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.
Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro
Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick
“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”
the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it
i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday
Banana language is hard to learn and understand the only word in banana language is banana but you say it differently each time you say a word.
"I can speak banana language (:"
When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry12 – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.3 In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.
Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in New Guinea.45 They are grown in 135 countries,6 primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine, and banana beer, and are sometimes even grown as ornamental plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2017 were India and China, which together accounted for approximately 38% of total production.
Hey bro, did you know that Banana smoothie is not an apple pie?