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Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!
You: Oh fuck, RUN!
Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
when your penis gets dark brown tootsie roll colored feces on it after penetrating the anal orifice
Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad. Looked like a tootsie roll flopping around in my bed
Mythical penis hes theme song is: Im a little penis short and stout this is my cock this is my balls watch me go vagina in and out thats the way I like it.
Here comes thrusty the penis and his friend vagina
A penis that’s big and fat and look like a pig
Tell him to suck my pork penis!
The particles left on a man's hands when he doesn't wash them after a pee.
"Don't buy that lettuce. It's been fondled and certainly has penis dust on it."
Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.