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fart nest

Dat ass, where little farts are fed and tended to until they are ready to fly free from home. A breeding ground for farts in one's behind.

Dang, did you see the gigantic fart nest in that one?; Her fart nest swayed as she walked, tempting passerby to lean in for a closer sniff.

by Chastibush September 18, 2023


fart in a whirlwind

Something that's trivial, meaningless or insignificant.

My company gave out Christmas bonuses this year, but after taxes it was a fart in a whirlwind.

by NolaRy January 13, 2023


Fart floss

To grow out one's pubic hair, fuck another girl in the ass, and proceed home to have your girlfriend blow you during which she gets a pube stuck in between her teeth.

It is best to fart floss after you also work out, the sweat factor is significant.

by handle this dick May 24, 2016


Friendly fart

It is the process of farting right after someone else does so that you don't get blamed.

Zach, did you just friendly fart!?

by Motermouth15 October 16, 2016


fart snatcher

Some one who follows their boyfriend or girlfriend so close they could catch their farts. Or not let them fart.

M y boyfriend is always right behind he is a fart snatcher

by Nick behan December 08, 2015


TAC-fart

Not to be confused with a tactical fart.

A TAC-fart is the acronym for a "top arse crack" fart. These are specific farts that are funnelled up the arse crack and expell themselves out the top of the trouser band, onto the lower back.

They are often of a high pitched squeaky tone and best performed when sitting on a hard, flat surface where the air has no way to move forward from the anus, thus must escape via the top of the arse crack.

Nice TAC-fart, you could have warned me though my mouth was open.

by Captain Shonko April 29, 2020


Gargle Fart

When you fart and it sounds like your 86 year old grandma that's gargling Listerine after swallowing a load from your grandpa

OMG dude your gargle fart sounded just like my grandma last night WTF

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 29, 2022