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Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse

Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.

by Fartprobation April 18, 2022


fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

by C Mathers December 26, 2005


lousy fart

Super noxious colonic fumes

Jimmy ripped a lousy fart & the crowd dispersed

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021


Farting Knights

The Farting Knights are Aarón Amilián and his familia. That's their group name solely for when they play Fortnite.

The Farting Knights are some of the greatest Fortnite players of all time.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021


Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through

Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker

by Andy.B January 20, 2010


Plopcorn Fart

1. When you try to sneak out a little gas and end up releasing a small turd with it.

2. When you sit down on the toilet and fart out a little turd that splashes back at you.

1. "Dude, I gotta go change my pants - I just released a Plopcorn Fart!"

2. "Guess I better shower, I just got sprayed by a Plopcorn Fart."

by Urban-aight January 29, 2011


Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

by Brocum May 2, 2018