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The morons of Walsh 1 set popcorn on fire. SRC almost burnt down in the process.
God, the Walsh 1 Fire of 2009 was ridiculous! They smoke up every night but get caught burning popcorn.
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Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...
don't even pass that shit to me.
guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
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A porn video that shows 2 women shitting in a cup, eating it like my mom on fucking thanksgiving, and gag them selves to puke on the shit in the cup, and on each other. All in all, this video will fuckin traumatize you to the point you think hardcore gangbangs aren’t that bad.
Chad: I watched 2 girls 1 cup yesterday, and I have never seen anything more disgusting.
John: I warned ya, it is the most disgusting video on the internet.
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A heartwarming documentary for the whole family. Themes and life lessons include: sharing, trust, palatable, ass chowder. In short, two same-sex baristas in a loving, long-term, committed, and consensual relationship get creative when they realize the refrigerator is out of service.
“Sweetheart I forgot to grab groceries again”
“No biggie we’ll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonight”
“love you hun”
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when two guys (normally gay) decide to not tell their girlfriends what something means
1 block 2 block 3 block. You say it again ill shoot you with a glock
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Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456
G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.
P1: 2 birds 1 stone.
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A number that "wholesome" asswipes will spam everywhere when you make a suicide joke. Google also shoves it in your face, too.
They'll also spam it when you are genuinely contemplating suicide to try and keep you from doing it, despite the fact that humanity probably has only 15-20 years left as a species so living through the next extinction event would be far more excruciatingly painful.
"Suicide is badass" - Frank Reynolds
Person: God damn, sea levels are rising, Russia and NATO are warmongering with each other, inflation is batshit insane, i think it might be a good time to kill myself since i probably won't live much longer anyway.
<3princessrainbowsparkles<3: NOdont kill urself!!! 1-800-273-8255!!1!1!1! TEmp0rary problem perminent solutieon!!!1!!1
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