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to be caught by surprised, or not paying attention, with a stupid facial expression.
jim called out sandra on being such a hoe, and she momentarily sported a dick look.
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Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.
I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.
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Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.
Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.
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Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.
I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.
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A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.
Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.
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When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.
Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick
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When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.
DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!
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