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whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
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Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.
I start off every day by guzzling 32 oz. of boner juice.
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when a guy wakes you up in the morning by pushing his boner against your back
girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm
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You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks
"Hey mate I got a baby boner"
"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"
"Na"
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A notion in which a male's genital is fully aroused and ready for excreation. Your "boner" "puke" is this white, sticky substance that generally will be skeeted onto preferably a face or towel or into something. It is possible to recieve boner puke or to make yours or someone elses boner puke.
Cum'on guys! You can do it, make your boner puke. Work hard and leave it all on the floor!
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A strong liking towards a member of the same gender, in a non-sexual manner. A closely bonded friendship. Similar to a "bromance."
Ted: "Hey where has Phil been lately? Ah, probably shackin' up with some lass."
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"
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Someone who has sex with a donkey
or someone who u think is a complete donkeys dick
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