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The warm sticky fluid left by a man after he's done with sex.
Faith's cunt oozed duck butter after she just got the ride of her life!
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The act of going home with a fat chick, then making love to her folds, which have been lubed with butter.
"Wow, I was hoping for some butter-love last night, but this girl ended up giving me a pecan sandy instead. My dick is so raw that now I need some butter-love just to relieve the burning!"
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A Butter Nut is someone who likes to do your bitchwork for you.
The name comes from Tom , the ORIGINAL BUTTER NUTS
"Hey you going to get that shit?"
"Nah, it was snowing a little, so i sent Butter Nut(s)"
"haha, what a fucking bitch"
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A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.
Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.
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Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.
Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.
The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.
The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.
They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
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This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.
"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"
"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"
"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"
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when you have a very greasy fart and there is a little something extra left in your underoos. you might !as well grab ya 2 pieces bread and some jelly cause you got some doo-doo butter
"oh fuck! i knew i shouln't have eaten seventeen tacos for breakfast, down i got doo-doo butter running down my leg!"
"damn r-kelly im hawngry, can i get a lil bit of your world famous doo-doo butter or do i have to go scrape it off some 12 year old girls face?"
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