god fukkit

Stronger Version of God Dammit

God Fukkit!! I locked the keys in fuckin car again!

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Birthday God

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.

Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.

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Mino God

A god that can summon minos in the ocean. He protects all minos.Some say he can be located in Miami or Marco Island. He is also called Paul the Masforroll.

All minos fear the wrath of the Mino God.

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God Wife

Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.

It is a total bummer my wife died. Luckily I have a God Wife to do my laundry.

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God Awful

Someone who sucks really bad at something, especially sports.

Jade Grubbs is god awful at volleyball.

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nectar of the gods

Grape Fanta

Zeus: "I love the nectar of the gods!:
Ares: I know! This grape fanta is the best

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oh god no

when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind

brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu

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